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Hi, GI Chow is a resource to inspire and help those looking to lose weight for health or aesthetic reasons. It is based on my own experience of losing over 26kg (4 stone) in 7 months in 2012.

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Transformation picture of author: 25th October 2015 (profile) ..3 years on and a healthy, happy 72kg!

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Transformation picture of author: 21st December 2018 (profile) ..6 years on and a healthy, happy 75kg!

Transformation picture of author: 21st December 2018 (profile) ..6 years on and a healthy, happy 75kg!

My motivation was to reduce my risk of developing diabetes and to feel physically healthier and more attractive. I wanted to find a reliable, consistent and cheap way to do this without having to endure hunger, take on unsustainable diet or exercise regimes or take unnatural drugs.

Through research and experiment on myself I was amazed to find a very simple and well understood biochemical principle (the insulin response) which when applied to diet (specifically the glycaemic index and glycaemic load of what we eat) has a profound effect on how fat we are and stay. Part of what I found so incredible is that despite the wealth of information in the media and huge array of nominally healthy foods we find in supermarkets this simple piece of information and its overwhelming significance over and above all the other healthy eating messages out there had not gotten through. In fact there are quite contradictory messages and virtually all the convenience food choices (even the ostensibly healthy ones) available to us keep us fat.

To what extent do we trust received wisdom and the truths offered or perhaps even ‘sold’ – literally as well as metaphorically – to us? Just as history is said to be written by the victors, perhaps our perception of the present is equally manipulated by those with their own agendas to push. After all, every piece of information takes time, effort and hence money to be propagated.

Several family members, friends and acquaintances noticed my weight loss and asked how I’d achieved this so I set up this site as
(i) somewhere to refer them to – so they had somewhere to go after they’d forgotten what I told them!
(ii) a record of my findings in the hope that it might benefit the wider community
(iii) an experimental business to educate people on a few basic facts about nutrition and biochemistry whose application to one’s diet alone can have a profound impact on obesity – possibly the most significant epidemic in the ‘developed’ world.
(iv) an investigation into how what we consider to be the ‘truth’ comes to be recognised as such.

I went from over 92.9kg (205 pounds, 34.7% i.e. 32.2kg fat) to under 66.6kg (147 pounds, 18% i.e. 12kg fat) in 7 months i.e. of the 26.3kg I lost most (20kg) of the weight loss was fat. My muscle reduced a little from 30.1% (28kg) to 39.1% (26kg) however that is a healthy level of loss given I no longer have to haul so much superfluous weight around (which was also putting damaging levels of strain on my joints and tendons and causing other health/quality of life problems).

Of course I should probably include the usual disclaimer that I’m not medically qualified or a nutritionist and that you should see your doctor if you have any concerns that you may have a medical condition affecting your weight or diet before starting to lose weight.

The fact is though that you can forget about worrying that you have a fat gene or low metabolism or are too lazy to spend hours each week exercising. Your body’s designed to gain and lose weight easily to deal with periods of excess and paucity in nature’s bounty of available food and, with a little understanding of how your body works, the very same natural drives you instinctively followed to get to your current weight will get you to any weight you choose to be. In fact you’ll lose weight scarily fast and have to consciously decide not to drop below the weight that’s healthy for you.

Good luck – though you really don’t need it if you read and then follow the handful of tips we have. There’s a shedload of stuff on losing weight – on the net, TV, books and magazines – and a host of companies who’ll claim to help you but I’ve tried to distil the information that helped me into a handful of tips you can read in a few minutes so just start in that section!

All the best,

Nik

Transformation picture of author: 12th April 2026 (front) ..14 years on and 90kg (31% muscle)!

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Mitchell and Webb’s Cash Register Shop sketch script

This is one of the funniest radio sketches I’ve ever heard but I couldn’t find the original script or even a transcript online so here it is!

There are more poignant sketches like their Corner Shop (for TV https://youtu.be/uRbj1Q4tXNo) but this gets close to 10 laughs per minute on average – and in fact a much higher rate, given the first laugh doesn’t come until nearly 30 seconds in.

Title: Cash Register Shop Script
Running time: 2m10s
Writer: Toby Davies
From: That Mitchell And Webb Sound S05E01 (2013) https://youtu.be/p_KlckKFFc0
Notes: 2s/line (frenetic), 22 laughs so 10/min! (hilarious)
Style: observational to surreal to ridiculous.

SCRIPT
(*) shows where the audience laughs.

Customer: Yeah, I think it’s a little bit pricey for me.

Shopkeeper: I know it does seem a little expensive, but I think you’ll be pleased you made the investment. This is one of the best cash registers on the market.

Customer: Well, I’m sure you know your stuff when it comes to cash registers. I, I’ve never seen so many cash registers in one place. Cash registers as far as the eye can see.

Shopkeeper: Yeah. Well, well, we specialize in cash registers, as you can tell. We only sell cash registers.

Customer: What about that?

Shopkeeper: That’s my daughter’s saxophone. She picks it up here for her lesson. Now, about the cash register.
(*)
Customer: D’you know, I think you’re right. It’s expensive, but worth it. Sold.

Shopkeeper: Excellent choice. Let me just ring it up.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Oops. Silly me. That’s not our actual cash register.
(**)
That’s uh that’s one of the ones we sell. I’ll um I’ll just ring it up.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Ha ha. That’s not it either.
(*)
That’s uh that’s a display model. Try again.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Sorry, wrong one.
(*)
FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Not my lucky day.
(*)
Ah, this one

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Is not the right one.
(*)
Um this one.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope.

Customer: Uh, how about this one?

Shopkeeper: Good thought.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope.
(*)
This one?

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope. This one?

FX: Saxophone parp.

Shopkeeper: That’s my daughter’s saxophone.
(**)
FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope. So, sorry about this.

Customer: Please don’t worry. It’s totally understandable.
(*)
Shopkeeper: I I can’t help feeling we should have some sort of system to prevent this from happening.
(*)
But, uh, there you go. I’ll just try these three.

FX: Cash register ring. x 3

Shopkeeper: Nope.
(**)
This one.

FX: Saxophone parp.

Shopkeeper: That’s my daughter’s saxophone again.
(*)
FX: Saxophone parp.
(*)
Shopkeeper: And again. I mean, that’s just silly. It doesn’t even look like a cash register.
(*)
FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope.

Customer: Should I come back later?

Shopkeeper: Nope. Don’t worry. We’ll have this sorted out in a jiffy.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope. Ah, here it is. Call off the dogs. This is the one.

FX: Saxophone parp.

Shopkeeper: Damn it.
(**)
FX: Door open ring.

Shopkeeper: I I didn’t do anything that time.
(*)
Customer: Uh, it was the door.

Shopkeeper: Oh, yes, of course.

Robber: Right. Do exactly as I say. And nobody gets hurt.
(***)
Shopkeeper: Oh. Uh. Oh, right. Yes, of course.

Robber: Just give me all the money in the till.
(**)
Shopkeeper: Right. Right away.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Nope.
(*)
FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: Wrong again.

FX: Saxophone parp.
(*)
Shopkeeper: Nope.

FX: Cash register ring.

Shopkeeper: We’ll get there in the end.
(*)
END

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